Men vs Women, Case Study 1

I'm telling you, I hate married women and mothers. Both seem the same, but they're not. However, the common thing between them, and lousy girlfriends, is that they like to save up sh-t (not that kind). Let me explain. When a man does something wrong, usually something trivial, women will not say much at the moment of err. But it ain't the end to it. Men will be reminded of this mistake and many other wrong things they did along the way during a major argument. What's worse, they aren't even related to the current argument! "Oh, you think I didn't know that sh-t you did back then? And how 'bout the other sh-t that you did the other time? Now, let me remind you of this sh-t, and that sh-t you did (and they were probably from like 5 years ago)". Like, what the fack?! Some sh-t they say you did probably never even happened before. This is the reason why MEN CAN NEVER WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH WOMEN. It's their natural ability to argue since birth. That's right. It's disgusting. There's one other reason why men can never outwit women in an argument. It's because MEN HAVE A NEED TO MAKE SENSE. Yeah, women just go on and on, bringing back unrelated sh-t from yester-years, and blabber without meaning. The things that come out from their mouths are just random words linked together. You can't say they don't make sense, because they rattle on so fast that you can't catch no sh-t. That's how they win. They yak, and yak, and yak, hoping you'll break down from that incessant noise before you can even open your mouth. Disgusting.

PS: I ain't a sexist. This is just a humorous, yet factual, approach to the ever popular topic of "Men vs Women".